↩ Circle & StarA Wonder Room Production

A new play

A painted cemetery on a green band of grass. Four crows wheel in the sky; a fifth stands on the larger of two headstones and supervises.

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a comedy about death

Rabbi Horowitz – David Boyle · Aunt Phyllis – Sue KelvinDenise – Leah Marks · Yitzy – Daniel Lipton · Cooper – Shai Forester

9–22 November 2026
28 Heath Street · Hampstead · 55 seats · £25

The first night is in
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Fifty-five seats, every one close. £25. The box office is on this page.

Five of them. Four chairs. Somebody is going to have to stand.

How much do you owe a man you never really knew? One son gave him fourteen years. The other paid for all of it, from three thousand miles away, and did not come. Their sister has thoughts about both, and she is not going to keep them to herself.

The rabbi has never met the deceased. The eulogy has the wrong name in it. The grave is the wrong size, and nobody has noticed yet.

Bring a handkerchief. You probably will not need it.

A black enamel house-number plate reading 18.

It is only around the corner.

You are not watching a funeral. You are at one.

They will thank you for coming. Someone will apologise for the rabbi. Someone else will ask whether you are seeing anybody. In a room of fifty-five there is no back row, and nowhere to look but up.

What sort of comedy is it? The sort where you laugh, and then hear yourself laughing.

Fifteen performances

Choose a night and the box office opens here. £25, every seat.

Mon 97.30pmPreview
Tue 107.30pmPreview
Wed 117.30pmSold outGala & press night
Thu 127.30pmGala & preview night
Fri 137.30pm
Sat 143pm·7.30pm
Sun 153pm
Mon 16—Dark
Tue 177.30pm
Wed 187.30pm
Thu 197.30pm
Fri 207.30pm
Sat 213pm·7.30pm
Sun 223pmClosing

Evenings at 7.30pm, doors 7pm; matinees at 3pm, doors 2.30pm. One dark day, Monday the 16th.

A paper bag printed Moishe’s Bagels, honey cake and tea, since 1961.

“Ahhh, but where did you get the bagels?”

The company

Written by Estée Stimler · Directed by Steve Furst

Photographs · David Boyle by Claire Grogan · Leah Marks by Chris Mann · Daniel Lipton by YBPHOTO · Shai Forester by Jason Mitchell

Producer & Creative Director Justin Bovington

Made possible by Tsitsit fringe

A dry branch snapped clean in two, the halves not quite meeting.

The right fit. Just not the right hole.

In the room

Everything you would want to know before you come

Opening the box office…